THE FAIRWEATHER GOLFER
Eric is a golf fanatic. Every Saturday he
has an early tee time, gets up early and
golfs all day. One Saturday morning, he gets
up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs
out of the cupboard, and goes out to his
car to drive to the course. It is raining
a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed
with the rain and the wind is blowing 50
mph.
He comes back into the house and turns the
TV to the weather channel. From there he
finds it's going to be bad weather all day.
He puts his clubs back into the cupboard,
quietly undresses and slips back into bed
where he cuddles up to his wife's back and
whispers,
"The weather out there is terrible."
To which she replies, "Can you believe
it, my stupid husband is out golfing?"